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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By human - 21/06/2019 00:01

Today, I had a dream in which I was eating vast quantities of pizza, cookies, and pastries. I became so anxious about all the calories that I woke up. Even in my dreams I'm self conscious about my diet. FML

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By Aniel85 - 22/11/2021 20:01

Today, after I worked 15 hours yesterday, coming home at 1 a.m. thinking I could sleep in because my kids have no school, I was woken up at 7 a.m. because they wanted pancakes. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 19:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML

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By amy - 20/07/2019 02:09

Today, I had a dream about sleeping, which is a dream I have frequently. I’m exhausted even when I sleep. FML

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By Dutchee - 23/01/2012 11:27 - Netherlands

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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By slickrick22 - 27/02/2012 02:43 - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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By Ew - 26/05/2016 13:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML

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You deserved it 12 098

By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2015 18:12

Turn that dream into a reality and unlike most people you'll be able to say that you followed your dreams.

IWishIWasObama 12

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:11

Time to make this dreams a reality!

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beararm 11

Thursday 12 March 2015 19:14

the only thing messed up about that is that u didn't get to do that in real life, pancakes r the shit.

uhohitslisa2 20

Thursday 12 March 2015 19:36

I once had a dream about people commenting on my Facebook status. I also need to get out more.

WipeHour 11

Thursday 12 March 2015 19:39

Make those pancakes, then call yourself psychic.

Maggi_1997 15

Thursday 12 March 2015 19:51

Food ****! XD

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:06

Why does that show that you need to get out more..?

FusionPlacebo 26

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:14

How is this an FML? I would love that dream!

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:37

Don't see anything wrong with that dream, unless you didn't get to eat them. Pancakes are awesome!

HDMi127 10

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:39

Why is that bad? pancakes are amazing, alongside pizza

Bathtubduck 12

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:43

No, you need to make pancakes.

BipolarTangerine 14

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:45

Could be worse. I had a dream that I could make/eat pancakes or have a boyfriend. Pancakes won.

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