By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

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Argretto 5

Red flag. RED FLAG. THE FLAG IS RED SIR

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Eltobak 13

If shes serious and u still like here u atleast know to get her some help if u ever breaks up with her

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sayyestothedress 24

Just tell her your in the mob or tell her you moved! Easy

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NicoDiAngelo_fml 4

That's kinda how MY relationship works, but I don't plan on leaving the one I love

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Vince_Masuka 12

Call her bluff.

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FweakofCydonia 40

If you're really worried, please call the police. Better safe than sorry. A friend of mine had a similar situation. The cops ended escorting the girl to the hospital. The hospital assessed her and put her on hospital surveillance. The cops thanked my friend because she ended up being diagnosed with untreated schizophrenia, depression and suicide. She now takes daily medicine and seems to be doing ok now.

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Welp, shes a keeper!

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pheizer01 10

Been there, done that. Break up with her, but remain close friends until the friendship just slowly dies out

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candyndanny 10

if she is a cutter doesnt mean she will kill herself but most just cut n i think she just said that cuz um cutters dont tell ppl...

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