By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

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iheartdance 6

A lot of the time if someone threatens you like that, they're not actually serious. If they were, they would be gone already instead of just looking for attention.

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urmomsmeatstick 0

oh girls girls girls. what are we gonna do with them?

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hateevryone 14

well, you got yourself into this. keep her happy

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LilSideTwerk 0

when you do wanna break up with her then just disappear ! oh wait no you can't because she put a GPS In your Nose!

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Watermelonswagg 4

Wow i hope shes jusr joking. If shes not u shoud really have her get help. Haha good luck with ur relationship:)

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Tears_2_Roses 0

my girlfriend cuts & im against it but i love her so its not a really big deal

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jumble 12

Not that big of a deal that your gf cuts? So, you love her but it's okay she's putting her life at risk with this habit. If you loved her, you would help her stop, not deal with it.

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buhmbuhm 1

that happened to me once

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NinjaPickles 4

Dnt take her seriously yur not responsible for her life. Yu can't control wat she doess & if I were yu I would just break up with her. Just say yu cnt put up with so much pressure. I'm talking from experience.

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