By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

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AtoZandBeyond 0

That sounds awesome!

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berman765 0

all of irony & ivorys posts are great

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BikerMike 0

Dump her ass and tell her to go ahead and kill herself. Then tell her that the world will be better place without ****** up ***** like her.

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penizulaface 0

shes a ****** up **** for saying it or for feeling it?

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doubleAbattery 0

If you're serious, you really should talk to an adult about it, this is a serious situation and it sounds like she needs help.

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Sigmund_fml 0

dump her immidiately, otherwise it gets worse

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beccaboo92 0

wow that sucks. my bf is kinda like that too. =/ if u like her just stay with her n if u ever wanna break up, try to get her to dump u OR make sure one of her friends knos b4 u do it. that way once you do it they can keep an eye on her, make sure she doesnt jump off of any bridges. u mite actually wanna tell an adult too... ive delt with suicidal friends... it can get pretty serious.

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honeydoodles 0

That's a tough situation. Best wishes to both of you.

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