By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

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bobbysnickers 0

thats scary. get out the strait jacket pronto! she is a danger to herself and others.

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

She's a loon. Eventually she will swing the other way and dump you and go **** someone else. Then you're off the hook!

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Egotistical 0

I call bluff. If she wanted to kill herself then why wouldn't she have already. Grammar Nazis=FAIL

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020266t 5

28: because they don't know when they should, thats were the term 'attempted suicide' comes from

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steveakafranxy 7

#291 no, attempted suicide means they TRIED to commit suicide and failed

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kchip89 0

Whether or not you want to dump her is your choice. However suicide is NOT a joking matter. Tell someone about what she said. She needs some sort of help. Even if she is just bluffing it's better to be safe than sorry.

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SheriffBart 0

Suicide is a fantastic thing, as it disproportionately claims whiny teenage losers.

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SaintJimmy 0

#49 screwed up my plan for pretending that there aren't actually people as disgusting and slimy as you in the world.

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steveakafranxy 7

#49 you better be joking. you also better not be. either way, oo ooo ooo ooooooo oo oooooooo ooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo ooooooo Thank you, I am quite well known for my comment art.

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cherry_blossom 0

Dang. That's emotional abuse buddy. Maybe you should dump her but try to be nice about it.

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sublime93 0

This reminds me of that episode of family guy when Quagmire gets married.

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Kervik 0

Ask her why she's cutting herself. It's ridiculous, and should definitely be stopped, for it shows her mental instability and 'depression'.

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ditzykayla 0

wow....well maybe you could talk to her about it...and talk her into getting help for it. As long as you support her through it she'll probably be up to it.

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plexico 3

If you marry her, you will also be responsible for her death. Only it'll take 50+ years and you with it.

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