Emo Loser (Parody of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah") There's nothing worse in this world Than emo boys and emo girls Depressing everyone that ever knew ya You cut yourself times the fourth the fifth You fall to the floor we have to lift Your sorry ass of the ground, Emo Loser Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser Heard Fugazi on the radio It made me want to slit my throat Luckly there was no knife at my disposal Otherwise I would be dead Those tunes they fill me up with dread Your pain is so contagious, Emo Loser Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser You really are a sight to see Young boys wearing tight capris Not to mention pounds of black mascara Don’t you know makeup’s for girls While you’re at it adorn yourself in pearls You cross dressing pussy, Emo Loser Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser What do you call an emo kid? Doesn’t matter they’re just gonna cry about it And whine about it writing in his web log In the same entry they will post They lost the one they loved the most You poor pathetic lonely, Emo Loser Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser, Emo Loser

Been there. GET OUT NAAOW!

Haha I agree that you should make her dump you! But if that doesn't work, family guy is a good plan B.

Leave, whatever she does is her issue and don't let her pull that crap. Suicide would be her choice and not your fault. 1 less psycho in the world.

Damn! Definitely break up with her, she won't do it. Do yourself a favor, and **** the shit out of her first! Might as well get a little fun out of her first.

The crazy ones are the best. Keep her.

She is a crazy one. Most cutters actually are not suicidal, they just do it for the release. Its true tho if you do dump her its her choice you didn't force her to do it.

haha, ur going out with a crazy girl :P

SHE's JOKING dammit or just trying to freak you out freak her out a bit in revenge and you're good to go! (i mean, not leave)

What a dumb bitch, just break up with her, the world needs less attention-seeking idiots like her anyway.