Miscellaneous: Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until...

By crybaby - 12/04/2013 05:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 012

You deserved it 79 870

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By awesome - 23/03/2011 00:18

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 490

You deserved it 4 239

Bad timing

By amya - 17/10/2009 08:39 - Canada

Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 376

You deserved it 9 949

Nervous nelly

By rejected - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager told me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 830

You deserved it 5 173

Shit yourself time

By Seth - 04/07/2021 22:01

Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 752

You deserved it 556

Dog hater?

By Elizabeth Haygood - 13/05/2021 04:01

Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 023

You deserved it 181

By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 841

You deserved it 3 593

Glazed over

By lulupie - 08/08/2016 09:10

Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 080

You deserved it 1 157

By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

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You deserved it 6 206

Toxic workplace goals!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 846

You deserved it 3 736

The Rainbow Bridge

By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 239

You deserved it 180

EpicSquishii 21

Friday 12 April 2013 16:01

Words cannot express how completely undatable you sound.

perdix 29

Friday 12 April 2013 16:24

#1, strong words coming from the girl with the mustache!

Comments

fuzz97 23

Friday 12 April 2013 17:46

you seem like the sort of person who would literally cry over spilled milk

420Zombie 17

Friday 12 April 2013 17:51

I can only imagine that you're thinking of one of those animal donation commercials for ASPCA.... But marley & me was a movie. (Possibly just as sad as the commercials though)

eaglerob 20

Friday 12 April 2013 18:06

Really? Sack up!

HorrorFan13 2

Friday 12 April 2013 18:11

I shouldn't laugh...

HorrorFan13 2

Friday 12 April 2013 18:15

Harsh comments.

dr_snow_bear 29

Friday 12 April 2013 21:46

Slow clap to you Sir. *clap......clap......clap.....*

daniel1177 2

Friday 12 April 2013 18:21

who rhe **** keeps a picture of a hanging dog on the wall?

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 12 April 2013 18:33

You might want to read the FML again, chief.

jnazzty 4

Friday 12 April 2013 19:06

If op is a guy you sir, are a pussy..if op is a girl you may have borderline personality disorder

rhapsodys 12

Friday 12 April 2013 20:20

Do you also cry when you see dogs on the street?

vbmg152 18

Friday 12 April 2013 21:16

You're a dude?? I thought for sure you were a chick! Man, grow up! Wait until you're old like me & have true life tragedies! What cha gonna do? Cry all the time! Do you have a girlfriend? Wait! Let me answer that, no. You seriously need help if a book/movie affects you that much. WTF? YDI!