Miscellaneous: Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until...

By crybaby - 12/04/2013 05:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML

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You deserved it 79 870

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By awesome - 23/03/2011 00:18

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

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Bad timing

By amya - 17/10/2009 08:39 - Canada

Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 376

You deserved it 9 949

Nervous nelly

By rejected - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager told me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML

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You deserved it 5 173

Shit yourself time

By Seth - 04/07/2021 22:01

Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML

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You deserved it 556

Dog hater?

By Elizabeth Haygood - 13/05/2021 04:01

Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML

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You deserved it 181

By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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You deserved it 3 593

Glazed over

By lulupie - 08/08/2016 09:10

Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 1 157

By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

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You deserved it 6 206

Toxic workplace goals!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

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You deserved it 3 736

The Rainbow Bridge

By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 239

You deserved it 180

EpicSquishii 21

Friday 12 April 2013 16:01

Words cannot express how completely undatable you sound.

perdix 29

Friday 12 April 2013 16:24

#1, strong words coming from the girl with the mustache!

Comments

nivaldie 9

Sunday 14 April 2013 3:17

That time of the month ?

2013bchan41 20

Sunday 14 April 2013 4:33

Oh man! I knew he told me he posted it, but I never would guess that it'd get posted! Well, I'm not the OP, but he's my good friend, and he told us all the story at lunch. He watched Marley and Me the night before his interview, and that the stress and nervousness made him breakdown when he saw the picture. He's not really a crybaby, but still it is pretty funny. So don't be hating on him. I'm gonna tell him right away!

pokerface91 5

Sunday 14 April 2013 10:06

Tell him he needs to see a therapist. A person who is old enough to be applying for jobs should be able to control his own emotions while in a public setting. Even if he did watch the movie the night before and was really nervous. Everyone gets nervous on job interviews, but most don't break down crying about a movie during the interview. He sounds very unstable, and I hope he gets some serious help.

Esran 9

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:57

What the hell is wrong with you ??? I am a women and I wouldn't allow my self to be as week as you describe you're self. Have feelings but please try to control them!

EsOSiQueEs 14

Sunday 14 April 2013 18:08

For me, I had a yellow lab since I was 4 and she passed when I was on a band trip, so I was devastated. I still get pretty bummed out when I see other dogs that look like her, but I definitely don't start crying to the point of needing to be escorted out. What's your excuse?

swollenreaper 3

Sunday 14 April 2013 22:46

wtf????

tacobadger 3

Monday 15 April 2013 7:51

Wow. I'm waiting for the FML followup to this that says something like "I posted an FML and got mocked because I'm a gigantic emotional ******, FML" Seriously grow some balls OP. Get help. Oh, and man card? Revoked.

thatsdndn1 19

Tuesday 16 April 2013 11:22

You are silly

at0micmin3r 23

Friday 19 April 2013 9:41

Grow a pair and grow up. :3

Ab5traktion_83 9

Saturday 27 July 2013 8:48

Wait, this is a guy?

immortalballoon 12

Monday 5 August 2013 3:15

Isn't this a scene from a movie? I can't remember what one, but I know I've seen a scene with a woman in a job interview seeing a picture of a dog and crying...