By crybaby - 12/04/2013 05:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
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EpicSquishii 21

Words cannot express how completely undatable you sound.

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perdix 29

#1, strong words coming from the girl with the mustache!

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s0m3guy2010 21

He could have been auditioning for the part of a more manly Edward Cullen. If so, he nailed it.

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raesos91 26

did he have a "I need to take a shit" expression on his face?

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Dracoboxer357 35

Op, a picture of a random dog makes you bawl your eyes out because it reminded you of a movie? How on earth do you function in public at all?? There are dogs everywhere, nevermind how any car could remind you that someone once Hit a dog and killed? :p If you're that sensitive, I do not envy your life at all, Op. ;p

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well I could understand if you were a woman PMSing but considering that you are a man... I think that you might want to check if you're not depressed...

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anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8

It's okay if a woman cries at something but a man? Oh no, that's totally unacceptable. Sexism does work both ways.

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thandidavis 17

She said a woman "who's PMSing" thats not sexism.

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laden_swallow09 34

74- I daresay you've missed the point, good sirrah.

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SneezyBear 27

#48, 96 no you have missed the point lol. It is more excusable for a woman who is PMS-ing to be uncontrollably emotional than a woman who is not PMS-ing or a man who... is not PMS-ing... I get PMS and I notice I am not my normal self at all, I get much crankier and am much more easily upset by little things - something I would normally never do. That's not sexism, that's just hormones.

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your_ma 27

Oh wow there's so many ways to make fun of you I don't know where to start. Looking forward to the lonely girls telling OP he sounds really sweet and sensitive and they like boys who can cry. FML dating ftw.

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maz95 17

Well I don't understand how just thinking of the movie would make you emotional but it could've been the nerves playing on you at the same time. I hope you get it under control.

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jess1987 17

well I cried watching duck dynasty.. but I also had just given birth to my son. I am also a woman soooo.......

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martinez121797 15

Ok pretty sure this is a girl cause girls think like this!!!

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your_ma 27

I'm pretty sure it's a guy.. Probably because they've added their gender to the post.. Just saying.

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ZingZilla 8

Sparkling vampires are feminine but crying tops that.

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perdix 29

I've had dogs my whole life and I thought "Marley & Me" was going to get to me, but by the end of that movie, I hated that ******* dog so much I practically cheered when he croaked. I also hated Owen Wilson's character for being such a shit dog owner that allowed Marley to be such a terror. Now, if you can keep it together through "Old Yeller," you are an empty shell.

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gc327072 30

Not to mention "where the red fern grows". Oh god, too many feels ;-;

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ViviMage 38

Here Yeller! Come back Yeller! Best doggone dog in The West! (in The West!)

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perdix 29

#56, and don't get me going with "Topics in C Programming: Multiple Indirection" That part where he has to free the dynamically-allocated multi-dimensional array at the very end just tears me up every time!

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fuzz97 23

I just read the plot of Marley and Me. As far as I can tell, that dog had no redeeming qualities whatsoever

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zandalee 19

It did have a lovely long tongue... :)

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Mr_Satan 11

Not crying over a movie doesn't mean shit. Some people just don't get that sucked into a movie. That said, I've never seen Marley

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toaster012 17

he took your man card and a future job from you..

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