Work: Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to...

By pea - 12/09/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML

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You deserved it 3 029

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By MEW - 21/09/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 560

You deserved it 3 034

By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 735

You deserved it 8 860

By Anonymous - 03/07/2018 15:00

Today, I was verbally harassed by a customer because I wouldn’t give her special treatment after her meal was incorrect. I offered her a refund and a coupon for a free meal, which she refused before calling me a stupid kid who wouldn’t do anything to help her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 600

You deserved it 233

Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 098

You deserved it 87

By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 389

You deserved it 2 608

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 823

You deserved it 2 063

By pizza girl - 30/08/2013 04:33 - United States - Nettleton

Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 971

You deserved it 2 809

By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 382

You deserved it 2 518

By Madokami - 30/01/2017 11:37 - United States - Kingston

Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 756

You deserved it 424

Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 534

You deserved it 50 092

savagearmz 6

Monday 12 September 2011 23:00

SHE has horrible people skills

FML_accounT123 5

Monday 12 September 2011 22:58

Haha too bad u can't tell her off without getting in trouble from ur boss

Comments

Quest_ 13

Monday 12 September 2011 23:15

Well, **** her, she has horrible coupon skills.

Residence_fml 4

Monday 12 September 2011 23:15

Yeah, she's a bitch no doubt. But where has FML come to? This FML is no real fun nor the slightest original it isn't outrages it just makes everyone question AGAIN why customers are respectless **** all the time.

DocBastard 38

Monday 12 September 2011 23:26

Well I'm so sorry that FML isn't meeting your high standards. Last I checked no one is forcing you to read these. Might I suggest reading some old ones that may better quench your desire for mayhem and destruction. Either that or enjoy the site for what it is and quit your bitching.

DocBastard 38

Monday 12 September 2011 23:28

Argh, the comment I was replying to vanished. Sorry, folks.

WeemanIsBack 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 8:20

12 - You look adorable :)

henrytod 2

Monday 12 September 2011 23:19

I already ordered a pizza.

morelemmonpledge 2

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:51

Good for you.

Doortje 29

Monday 12 September 2011 23:19

Just take the coupon, hand the pizza to her, and say "Here's your delivery, M'am".

mrlopez 13

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:27

I second that :). Keeping it short n simple.

crazyaces89 7

Monday 12 September 2011 23:25

To hell with the customer is always right...and a number of them are so dumb...like to the point it starts to kill your own brain cells dealing with them...I feel your pain op

all4pooh 4

Monday 12 September 2011 23:26

She must have a few screws loose...

kl4928 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:28

You can't fix stupid

Banana_Pancakes6 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:56

There's an app for that..

txgirl09 5

Monday 12 September 2011 23:29

I hope that the OP wasn't paying attention hardcore and that she did in fact want the pizza delivered elsewhere even though she was ordering in the store. It would make this seem less ridiculous.