By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
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Welshite 39

She's mad because she's not the girl of your dreams.

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oddities 20

Just because she's not speaking to you doesn't mean she won't listen. Let her calm down a little and then explain that you had a nightmare and if you did scream another girl's name, it was probably because something really bad happened to her in the nightmare. If you can't reason with her, well, that's around when couple therapy will help. Usually.

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buckdharma 37

What name did you call out during your nightmare? Was it Ethyl because of the gas prices?

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MLardinos 14

That was stupid bro

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brivielle 15

You gotta be kidding me!!!??? lmao

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Nysha 17

Wow. A couple weeks ago, my girlfriend woke me up by telling me that we don't need any more wizards. Yours is being nuts.

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Verity101 10

One time I was having a nightmare and tried to claw my bf's face off in bed...we are still together years later. Conclusion? I'd get a new gf. You have my commiserations!

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Mauskau 35

I remember having dreams that my bf was cheating on me, and kick him in my sleep. But I'd wake up and remember that there was no way he'dve been able to cheat on me and get away with it.

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lndala 15

I don't think that's true. I mean no offence but if your boyfriend REALLY wanted to cheat on you I'm pretty sure he would and he would probably find a way to keep it a secret.

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jsp16 24

When she goes to bed and wakes up later, tell her she said another guys name. See what her reaction is.

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byefelicia1992 8

Dump the psycho birch. Life is too short for all that drama.

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MissBehavin77 18

Maybe she's not crazy, maybe OP has given her reasons to be suspicious and not trustworthy.

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garebear61 14

Yeah maybe, but with this little info he is innocent until proven guilty (at least from the perspective of the audience, I can't speak for the girlfriend).

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