Valentine's slay, Caring and Money: Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment...

By kirstiexoxo - 07/02/2012 08:11 - United States

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 29/07/2020 17:01

Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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The nerve!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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Porch piracy

By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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Not bothered

By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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Trick it is, then

By Tricked - 01/11/2023 09:00

Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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Demanding

By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 14:30 - India

Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML

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What was in the box?

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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TheGothGamerGirl 20

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:37

It's the thought that counts. ;)

thinkPlNK 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 13:24

those Eminem's should have only cost you 50 cent. but because they cost you $60, that's Ludacris!

Comments

deequu 20

Tuesday 7 February 2012 13:56

Don't they leave you a parcel note to pick it up if nobody is available?:/

xStaciexLynnx 15

Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:01

How do you think the thief feels? Probably thought they were stealing something really good and expensive like a laptop and then they open it and get M&M's with I Love You on them.

grace12898 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:24

One question did you order them for yourself

Sumo69 9

Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:25

Two words... Inside job That happen outside

1PaulyD 9

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:10

i hate ordering stuff online. you never know what you're gonna get

MigraineurOfLife 15

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:16

May the thief not realize he/she is chocolate intolerant till its too late & they develop the runs!

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:27

I always get packages shipped to my work. Or regular mail but get a notice to sign for pickup. Sucks op

thebluewizard 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:33

Well, it's up to you how you spend your money -- so sorry, OP, that sucks.

1JDub 6

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:36

YDI for spending 60 bucks on M and M's....

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:49

If it's for valentines day, then it's for someone special in OP's life, and proves that the person OP is giving the chocolates is worth something to OP. Sorry you're just "Forever alone" and hate anyone who does special stuff for their special someone. Dick-bag...