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By kirstiexoxo - 07/02/2012 08:11 - United States

Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M&M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
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thinkPlNK 0

those Eminem's should have only cost you 50 cent. but because they cost you $60, that's Ludacris!

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Nashiq 8

Used to happen to me all the time when I lived in an apartment complex. People are not respectful.

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marissarenee0225 0

Call the company that delievered the package. If you never recieved it they jave to do an investigation on you and contact the m&m place and they should refund your money. Something similar just happened to me

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SaMmIMonster96 6

MmmmmmMMMM!!!!!!!!! M&Ms!! I love those amazing bite sized candy coated chocolates!! :) sucks for you OP

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StromyG2 10

I agree, your life sucks. But not because they were stolen, but because you paid $60 for M&Ms

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ilove80smetal 8

I'm sorry but who spends that much on custom MnM's? Are you stupid?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Because that's the sales price set by the company? What were you expecting it to be? A couple of bucks and not make a flippin' profit? I believe you're the stupid one...

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ilove80smetal 8

No no I'm just implying that he could have gotten something better than custom MnM's that will last what, a few days,when he could have bought something else like oh I dunno, jewelry, flowers etc... Don't get me wrong, chocolates are awesome and I understand about the profit, I'm just simply saying that in my opinion, it was a waste of 60 bucks for 2 reasons. 1) it was stolen and (2) it was a present to give temporary satisfaction. And I resent being called stupid for an opinion.

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br0ccoli 14

They cost that much?!? Hope it turns up somewhere...uneaten

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fallingapart777 7

If this person does eat them all, just think. They're probably gonna gain some weight from eating them, and 60$ worth of chocolate, means they're gonna spend most of the next few days having problems with their shit. 'Cause if they're that much of an asshole to steal stuff from a porch, then they're probably shitbrained enough to eat it all at once. KARMA

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