By panickygrl - 06/11/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack. Not on a crowded train, or an airplane, or in school, or any of the expected places. It was in my yoga class, which my therapist recommended for me, while I was in a dead-body position. FML
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enonymous 8

So that's where my girlfriends learned to do that during sex. ******* Yoga

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daydreamer244 13

I guess yoga isn't for you...??

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leadman1989 15

You need to be heavily medicated! If you already are FYL!

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LolLoree 0

She does not need to be heavily medicated. I get anxiety attacks a lot and I don't use medication. It may help, I can say that, but if you take breathing techniques you'll be just fine. It works for me a lot (:

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boatsNhoes147 0

You're a ******* dick.

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peepeeparee 0

Man that sucks. It's ok though, I feel your pain. I have horrible anxiety and panic attacks over nothing so my psychologist prescribed me 2mg's of Xanax. I had a panic attack that woke me up out of my xanax coma. I ended up going to the hospital. Then I over heard my doc telling the nurse that I have no hope. Lol.

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Jaxx66 21

My mom has a bad panic disorder and is on Xanax too. It's terrible. :( your doctor is a douche! It's his job to help you find something that helps.

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RuCheezBurger 10

I heard it helps if someone does the same position ontop of you

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natashax21 5

Congratulations! You learned the fetal position. You're a real natural at this yoga stuff!

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sxdryv 14

The name "dead" is what caused ur attic. Fear of death is one of the most common reasons for panic attics

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Enslaved 36

Look down your shirt and spell A T T I C.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

panic attic lolol

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perdix 29

It turns out that fear of death is the second-most pervasive fear among people. Tell your yoga instructor that there better not be a Public Speaking pose -- you might shit yourself.

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perdix 29

CTFD, TheIsland, you sound like you are atticed to violins. Piece is much neicer.

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sxdryv 14

Haha oops damn auto correct - trust me I know how to spell attack.

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mrahhhhh 21

Like you said, at least you didn't have the panic attack on a crowded train, or an airplane, or in school.

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riverartrat 0

Yoga makes me more anxiouse than before I do it.

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perdix 29

The OP means, on the surface, that she had a panic attack in yoga class. What the subtext of her story reveals is that she is the victim of at least three ironies: 1. She had a panic attack in yoga class. 2. Yoga was recommended by her therapist to alleviate the panic attacks. 3. She had her attack doing the dead-body position. Someone with a literary background can probably derive even more meaning from this story, but I think I've given you a good start.

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PlasticSand 6

Ossum possum. My autocorrect really did not want to let me type out 'ossum'. It facepalmed at me.

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hartrum 0

****** protracter lol

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perdix 29

I thought she wanted me to explain what the OP meant by her story. It's not a difficult story, but I thought she might be kinda, . . ., how shall I say? . . . simple.

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pattron 0

It's called "Bernie-ing"

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