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By NevertheKool - 07/05/2015 21:43 - United States - Union City

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML

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Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2019 22:00

Today, I organized a party at my place, invited 20 people, bought snacks and cancelled my workout. Nobody showed up. I ended up eating a whole ciabatta alone. FML

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Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML

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By mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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Friday 8 May 2015 13:05

*couch* I don't think you slept on your coach, I think he would have made you run

leafeon523 20

Friday 8 May 2015 13:04

Ydi for not having motivation and complaining about it online.

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Honeyholic5 14

Friday 8 May 2015 14:40

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Johnatron 18

Friday 8 May 2015 14:45

Someone's a tad lazy...

interesting33 36

Friday 8 May 2015 14:48

Aim small to start with. If you make goals like that that are so different to what you normally do, you will prob fail. Start with the healthy breakfast and then lead the rest of your day as you would normally and tomorrow you can change another thing. We are creatures of habit which is hard to break. So start slowly I would say, change one thing and don't beat yourself up if you fail. You can restart your day any time you want - just close your eyes, breath, new start.

snazzymcwho 21

Friday 8 May 2015 14:49

Lol its ok OP. You are human after all and absolutely none of us are perfect. Yes, even the jerks on here giving you shit are flawed. WHO KNEW? ;) Tomorrow is another day. Try again.