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By calidumbass - 14/01/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Marcus - 10/04/2021 02:00 - Norway

Today, I was driving to work when I had to abruptly brake to avoid a pedestrian who had suddenly jumped into the street. As a consequence, my parking ID was pushed in between the dashboard and the windshield. It is literally impossible to get it out before my shift starts. In other words, I'm going to get fined. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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jibz 6

Friday 14 January 2011 23:23

YDI 100 times over OP, never hit and run. man up and own up to your mistakes or stay off the roads.

Gummybears4life 0

Friday 14 January 2011 23:23

You're an idiot. You deserved it.

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furburger 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 3:09

What was rude about it? Did they knock really loud? Did they barge in and throw hot coffee in your face? No??? I get it. You just realized your actions DO have consequences. You must have gotten high grades in that AP FuckWad course you took.

pinkcowgirl1 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 3:17

Obviously it didn't really happen...wouldn't he be in jail right now instead of on fml????

burntcheese 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 3:21

Hope they throw the book at you. An asshole like you nearly killed a passenger in my car while we were doing volunteer work. I don't volunteer anymore.

vbmg152 18

Saturday 15 January 2011 3:36

YDI!!!! Someone hit my new car, damaged it & left! Now, I'm left to come up with the deductible and have to use my insurance! People like you suck!!!! I'm glad you got caught!!!

TH3_B345T 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 3:42

yep. totally not your fault or anything *rolls eyes*

jaceadiane_17 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 3:47

you ******* deserve it! people these days... *SMDH*

glitter354 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 3:54

I was a victim of a hit and run about 4 years ago, the guy that hit me was drunk and left me with permanent back problems and a totaled car. So I would like to say **** YOU, OP!!!!!!!! I'm glad that your coward ass got caught.

babyyappld 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 4:21

op you're a fucken moron

CupCate 2

Saturday 15 January 2011 4:22

People like you are the reason I have full coverage insurance and why I have a massive horn in my car. Thanks for being an idiot. You deserve to be caught as well as jail and/or fined HARSHLY for fleeing. The one accident I was in the guy tried to flee, but because of how we wrecked, I pinned his door shut and wouldn't move until cops arrived. He was hauled away to jail as soon as the cops got there.