Miscellaneous: Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to...

By jadehin - 08/11/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By fuckyouverymuch - 13/06/2013 10:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

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By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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By mellbelle32 - 11/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for my wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over for speeding and as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use my wedding cake money to bail him out of jail. FML

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By Evalynne - 06/04/2013 12:55 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

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By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 14:00

Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML

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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Monday 8 November 2010 8:37

I don't see anything wrong with this as long as everyone got cake.

extremenoodles 0

Monday 8 November 2010 8:43

That's what you get for combining your son's baptism with your annual underground ****-fighting night.

Comments

Watson2013 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:46

were they Mexican lol

DisappearingRose 18

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:37

Racist

Epic222662 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:12

You deserve it for trying to make your child a religiousfag. Throwing a child naked into water and holding him like simbah ain't normal broski ;D

s2beans 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:54

hate cops with passion

averagesuperhero 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:26

I want to be a federal agent/detective and if I was off duty and saw someone participating in illegal activity, I would not hesitate to make the proper move and have them arrested.

wellardgerrard 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 10:05

what a dick!

andr3wfo44 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 1:38

dick move

sfree824 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 1:40

I would have told him to stay out of my house, you're the stupid ass for letting him back...

RyanKaufman 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 2:10

How dare Policemen do their job! How dare they just let people do what they want because he knows them! People today! So rude! Ok sarcasm aside, this is not a FMyLife worthy post. Why? You invited a cop to a party and he did his job, maybe your family shouldn't be low life scum who need to get axed. If he's a dick cop, then why is he your friend? You deserve it through and through, at least your son is alive.