By jadehin - 08/11/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

I don't see anything wrong with this as long as everyone got cake.

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extremenoodles 0

That's what you get for combining your son's baptism with your annual underground ****-fighting night.

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Ancients 8

Sounds like a good time!

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bebacklater 0

what kind of family do you have? mafia???

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beccusmaximus 0

That's what I was thinking. I wonder if all of OP's uncles are named "Tony" and "Joey."

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TheDrifter 23

Nah. The mafia family would have simply paid off the cop and sent him home without cake.

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ksummerville91_fml 0

without cake?! 

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ispitflames 3

perhaps underage drinking or the puffin of the sweet herb.

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daywalker26 0

I remember my first day of being a cop too!

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btnhdude 0

34s going NWA style, nice.

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averagesuperhero 0

Why goes everyone hate cops so much? They're here to help us, duh. Sheesh.

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Gameguy602 0

103, I agree with the message you were trying to convey, but I think you could have made use of the time fml gives you to edit comments.

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restythestar 0

mafioso in town?

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Mirorbo 26

This is one reason why I don't like cops or any enforcer of the law. They always have to ruin everything!

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FMLollie 7

WHAT seriously I wish to become a cop and it's there job to make sue the laws are kept! you break 'em get the consequences but if the cop in the fml was off duty then he's dick why would you want to ruin your friends night!

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Mirorbo 26

Did that really have to be a reply? It doesn't even sound like you're responding to me directly....

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musicnote9 0

Yes, but then there are cops who break the laws because they think they can get away with it. Or those who just beat up whom ever they wish. Good cops, bad cops.

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EvilDave 13

Yeah, you keep thinking that and don't bother to call the cops when someone beats, robs, rapes, and/or murders someone you care about or yourself

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keoct 4

Lol #68. That’s what I always tell people when they start bad mouthing the police. Funny thing is my neighbour house got broken in to and right in his front window is a sign saying “this ain’t no coffee shop, pigs go away”... so they did, only problem now is he won’t shut up about how they didn’t find the guy who did it.

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mitchn60 6

One night I had a woman go off on me, name-calling and everything, because I made her turn down her music. A couple hours later when her boyfriend was slapping her around I was the one she ran to. I wanted to tell her I wasn't there for her protection, just everyone else. Guy got sprayed, cuffed & stuffed.

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Howljerk 0

We don't know why they got arrested. This FML leaves a little more to be desired.

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