By Silver_Samurai - 09/02/2012 03:24 - Netherlands

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29

Theres no way that couldve been awkward.

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ringo330 1

I would feel safe and great if I were the patient who wouldn't Want to take a shit

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tabarnak_fml 7

That's probably the best thing you could have said. I literally laughed my ass off!! Nice one (:

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StromyG2 10

You are implying that your ass in no longer connected to your body. If this is the case, FYL.

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tabarnak_fml 7

Hahahaha wow never thought about it like that, but it seems I am. :D

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GothInside 6

I'm sure that was awkward but OMG that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!!!

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mrmerino 0

At least you were straight with him. That's gotta be refreshing.

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jsprackman 11

It is part of your job

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born_hustla 26

Very straight forward! I like that.

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StromyG2 10

That's a shitty job.

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cunningchick 1

That's a pretty great way to say it:) hahaha

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