No YDI or agreeing your life sucks here. In that situation I'd have been happy to hear it said in such a comical way. At least your way shows you aren't exactly comfortable either.

omg this made my night :)

That's so funny hahah it's something I would do

That's 2 sentences.

*reads FML's*.. Mhmm, yupp, very funny, yep, mmhmm.. *comes to this one*.. LAUGH ATTACK XD

Well, if you're planning to be an ER nurse, you'll be fine. Over the last spring and summer I was at the ER a lot due to the pain in my lower abdomen, which turned out to be endometriosis, but it was always on my right side and due to the amount of pain I would also get other symptoms that mimicked appendicitis, so we couldn't really take the chance of not going. But anyways, while I was practically living in the ER I heard the nurses, and quite a few doctors, who dropped the f bomb all the time.

That sucks but it's funny. Very funny.

LMFAO!! XD

lmao! honesty's the best policy, OP.

Are you equally eloquent when gathering a semen sample? "'Ere ya go Man-Jack, ya got 30 seconds to win a milk race & pull yourself a white ribbon!"