By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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very_sad_face 0

well...bacon IS very delicious... I guess we all express our love in different ways...>_>

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wordgirl 0

Whaaaaaaaaaa???? I'm not quite sure how to react. Be careful, though, man, you could get REALLLLLY fat from that.

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craznazn247 0

FML really needs another option other than "I agree...you're f'ed" and YDI. Something like "Awesome" would do just fine. :) Because this is the best thing ever.

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ione_fml 0

Bacon.. sex...******. ..Have you been too frequently at pucked dot com?

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circayouandme 0

Mmmm.. bacon. At least not hot dog, yeah?

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prttyyngthng 0

# 17 FTW! LMAO

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PsychWithAnO 9

Tell me, what does bacon signify to you? Dreams are often our subconscious mind's way of telling us things. ;)

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poptartkid 0

WAY TO GO! I LOVE YOU ! Nah you suck lol

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