By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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hustler123 0

oh oh oh oh my god bacon your so hot and sexy i could just eat you up!!! LOL

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

hold on, what exactly were you doing with the bacon? i love food, but really?

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byebyebaby 0

HAHAHAHA could be worse. In my Abnormal Pysch class we learned about this dude who could only get hard by sticking his penis in a fish tank and having fish nibble on it. So when you think about it bacon isnt that bad, and bacon is amazing :-p

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Mnemo_fml 0

I think Cosmo had an article about that :P

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VictimOfTheft 0

Bacon is ******* sexier than any woman I've ever met.

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grazynaanka 0

Well think about it. Bacon is readily available. It taste really good. It can never dump you. Why wouldn't you. Hahaha.

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kbond7 0

hmm idk bacon is pretty sexy lol. This would make a pretty awesome "You know you're... when..." You know you're fat when, you dream about bacon and it gives you orgasms.

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betsymonty 0

I'm assuming OP is a man. Bacon is to men what chocolate is to women. And how many women associate chocolate with sex? A whole lot of them.

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