Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and... - FML

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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stfuminjakid 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:47

Are you on a strict, no-fat, no-carb or any real food diet? Maybe it's your bodies way of saying you got swined up. You should call your doctor, maybe your school or workplace will close ;D

Sugarshain 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:50

LULZ my last wet dream was about killing aliens yea they got shot up yo peace west side

Bryan_Z 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:50

This is .....sad?

Fy0urlife 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

the fk..

SergioFML 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:12

Pics or it never happened.

Ghux 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:15

This is NOT an FML. At all. Bacon is god.

Coolbeanies848 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:20

dude, that's so messed up... but completely hilarious :]

Rawrrr14 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:23

huh, interesting. lol

MrJentipede 2

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:24

Bacon is better than a hot girl.

newguy12 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:25

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon

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