By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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YDIdouche 0

Bacon, something you DON'T want to see the next day.

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chuck_norris_fml 0

This is such bullshit.. i dont believe it... what are you 5'2'' 350?

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louisianagrrrrl 0

Yucky...I hate bacon...I can't stand just eating it like a normal person, don't understand how you could get off by it

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ShatteredEmpathy 0

BACON!!!! I'd *expletive deleted* in my pants, too! IT'S BACON! I don't see the FML here... #123: Try some bacon and you'll understand

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zxsurferboy 0

He's clearly normal. It's metaphorical. The bacon stands for "meat" which he clearly wants to eat. And what man doens't like to eat some nice meat?

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renii_10 0

i've had mini orgasms over food before ..while awake, its depends how good it is lol. i see nothing wrong with this. but yea maybe u were actually dreaming about something else but all you could remember was bacon

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mellowtico 0

Cue dueling banjos

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the_question_mar 0

WHAT THE **** MAN! THATS SICK WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THE BACON?!

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