By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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lch 0

I must admit this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. But congrats. ^_^ wish I could have the best ****** of my life due to an inatimate object...I wouldn't need that dumbass I'm ******* haha :D

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NinjaSpirit2012 0

Well in all honesty bacon is good!

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e_r_c 0

mhhhmmmmmm Bacon has to be the best food in the world !

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xO_starstruck_xO 0

haha bacon makes you horny?! i like(:

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nadms 0

hahahahahaha #303 hahahahahahahha HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA hahahaha omg nice. it looks so real hahahahhahaha mmmmm.

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rancid_fml 0

are you worried this isnt normal or something because everybody loves bacons

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kaylaaa_ 0

lmao @ 11 and 77. & i totally agree w/ 106. The even funnier part is that not only did #54 get wayyyy too into this FML the first time, they came back and recommented it in 110 saying "I have no idea what I was talking about; just making random crap up" haha that just makes them even more of an idiot. not only were you stupid once, you were stupid twice. ha and back to bacon.. sucks your best ****** involved a food item, but @ least you woke up happy ;)

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