By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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the1ultimate 0

"The way to a man's heart..." I wouldn't start to worry unless bacon has this kind of effect on you while you are awake.

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The_Master 0

dude, i love bacon as much as the next guy, but you're all kinds of ****** in the head....

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gr33k 0

Don't be worried, be at peace. You have truly reached enlightenment.

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snode001 0

The other day my friends and I were discussing the rumor that someone is marketing a new bacon flavored vodka. Disgusted, we were wondering, "Who in their right mind would DRINK that?!" I think you answered our question.

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Sirwootalot 0

Oh god, words can't describe how hard I laughed at this.

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DarkMirror 0

Well...just be glad you weren't dreaming about sausage...

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