Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and...

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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Hyper12 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:46

That is just wrong in so many levels.

couchmonkey11 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:07

me and all my buds who have read this wanna know what happened with the bacon that made ur dream so...orgasmic.what were u doing to the bacon?

stupid_ass_peopl 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:54

how do you manage to have an "intense sexual dream" about bacon?

Belldandy911 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 6:08

Was the bacon doing some sexy strip tease? Or do you just love bacon more than everyone else on the planet? This is going in my faves.

sabersar 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:03

you so stupid i think u made that up

kingez77 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 9:57

whatever works for you man.

zaadam2 5

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:12

Wet dream? Damn, if that gets you off I'd really really hate to be the girl in your life!.... No offense, take it the right way.

JackR1104 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 18:40

#181 wins the universe, congratulations on the best comment I have ever seen on FML

kj55 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:36

so basically, you're neither straight, nor gay? you'd rather **** bacon... Hah. I'm messing with you, but that sucks.

vaginatoast 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:51

Hahahahahahahahahahahah *gasp* AAHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This wins. Hands down.

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