By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

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Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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n1rvanat1zed 0

Your dreams are saving on your electricity bill, how is this a FML? I understand the whole "not being able to get laid" thing, but look at the brightside!

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perdix 29

At least your dream was related to sex. It would have been weird if you woke up covered in your own baby batter after dreaming about NASCAR, fishing or power tools.

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xoconnie 8

youre ugly then, FYL. lol

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mekzikinz 0

i hate fml's like this. stop trying to put this under the fml category. its just ******* stupid.

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Pointy130 0

That ranks up there with the funniest things I've ever heard/read.

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daugystik 0

I find this funny, that's lonely though, don't worry man, you'll get some eventually lol

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alexandriababyy 0

I want to be best friends with perdix, he makes me laugh.

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Dynoblaze 1

It takes only $50 to get some from your local hooker. Go stimulate the economy.

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