Love: Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend....

By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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By Hamish - 22/07/2021 06:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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Sensual moment

By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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Psychopath's joke

By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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Compassion? Pah!

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

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Sunday 1 September 2013 3:03

What a dick

clumsycarolyn 17

Sunday 1 September 2013 3:04

You need to get a new boyfrieend, someone who respects you op

Comments

Dgooder 6

Sunday 1 September 2013 11:37

I wasted 5 years with an uncaring ass like that, get rid, you will find someone better, I did.

HaleiJ 16

Sunday 1 September 2013 11:57

I love how this is basically exactly the same as my FML I posted, yet yours got published and not mine. Thanks for stealing. -.-

HaleiJ 16

Sunday 1 September 2013 12:23

Glad this is almost exactly like my FML I submitted. Thanks for stealing. -.-

cral 2

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:18

Wow your bf sucks. When I have an asthma attack mine goes to get my puffer for me

Fmlreadermostly 20

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:40

If that isn't a red flag, I do t know what is! You deserve better than insensitivity from a partner. Move along, citizen.

pnutbutternjelly 15

Sunday 1 September 2013 19:47

I can relate. Ill be choking to death and ask my boyfriend to get my inhaler and he will just ignore me and go back to sleeping.

SexyGamerNerd110 8

Sunday 1 September 2013 20:12

Time for a new boyfriend..

DeeLaShee 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:21

Wow.I have asthma attacks all the time but when I pull out my nebulizer machine, its really loud & wakes my boyfriend up, he immediately jumps up & asks if im okay.I couldnt imagine if he acted the way your bf did, it would definitely hurt my feelings.Sorry OP.maybe you should have a talk with him, it may not seem like a big deal to some but asthma attacks are no joke.