By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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sugarroxx 0

hey she's old maybe her eye sight is failing her an as a swimmer you probably have pecks and she might have assumed you were a small chested woman

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remy3106 10

hahahaha dude looks like a lady!!! I knew that song would come in handy:)

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Smoke954 0

Holy crap! I remember saying yes to moderate this fml!!! XD whao...

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djhazyjewfro 0

YDI for not going along with it.

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awesomeness1004 3

so y ou look like a girl? sucks for you.

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MandaMoos94 0

Hahaha I'm a swimmer too! (: Lol just saying :p And that sucks I'm sorry

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RedInThaHead 0

lol I love old people

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jhoops 0

Mr. Belvedere says Hmm.....sounds embarrassing! (Smoke a joint)

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onnielief 4

You can'y be a very fast swimmer if you are fat enough to be mistaken for a woman!

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skull_candy 0

maybe he is really thin and that's one of the reasons why the old woman mistook him as a her. he is a swimmer after all.

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TommySixx81 0

I shave my head but never mistaken for a woman. You a metrosexual?

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