By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 161
You deserved it 4 596

Same thing different taste

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sugarroxx 0

hey she's old maybe her eye sight is failing her an as a swimmer you probably have pecks and she might have assumed you were a small chested woman

hahahaha dude looks like a lady!!! I knew that song would come in handy:)

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UmbraeCatervae 0

Dude why do you shave your head to swim?! I dont and nobody else on our team team does either. thata weird

How can you look like a woman when you're a swimmer, you should be buff (not to be mistaken for a woman at least). Or are you just a little overenthousiastic person who shaved his head for swimming even though you are not THAT or recently into it? Anyway that sucks, that's way it's common here to not just suddenly talk to someone about something like that on the street before you know him/her, you could say the wrong thing

I'd rather wear those stupid swimming cap things instead of shaving my head

ilovejonathan13 0
Kimberly_Isabel 7

@Mercy, I think you mixed the FMLs up. @OP I think that could be use to your advantage in many ways....

hahah all swimmers lives suck lol I would know lol

Brittney_E 0

no mercy didn't mix up the fmls, she was being clever by bringing up anther fml. now stop being a smart ass.