By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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sugarroxx 0

hey she's old maybe her eye sight is failing her an as a swimmer you probably have pecks and she might have assumed you were a small chested woman

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remy3106 10

hahahaha dude looks like a lady!!! I knew that song would come in handy:)

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

boy being mistaken for a girl is definitely worse. there's no counterpart to tomboy.

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Jakofalltrades18 0

You should have whipped your Dick out

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pokri 0

do you have boobs? you are an athlete for real?

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imright24 0

YDI for wearing a bikini.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for being androgynous. YDI for shaving your head bald. YDI for talking to old people. YDI for talking to any people. YDI for having cancer and not realizing it.

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FFML_314 11

Trollz, this can't happen anymore.

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