By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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sugarroxx 0

hey she's old maybe her eye sight is failing her an as a swimmer you probably have pecks and she might have assumed you were a small chested woman

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remy3106 10

hahahaha dude looks like a lady!!! I knew that song would come in handy:)

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istephaniethicu 0

atleast you're attractive.. in a sense

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ugwmii 0

don't worry she is old she can barely see

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bozo92 0

lol when im a senior citizen im going to do that ALL DAY

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borntoperform 14

it's probably just because she's elderly and has poor vision, nothing meant (:

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mj6500 0

then stop swimming haha

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asianpandabear 0

it seems like more of an FML for the old lady

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pokeroots 0

umm why shave your head its what swim caps are for I'm a swimmer to the only time I shave my head is

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