By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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sugarroxx 0

hey she's old maybe her eye sight is failing her an as a swimmer you probably have pecks and she might have assumed you were a small chested woman

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remy3106 10

hahahaha dude looks like a lady!!! I knew that song would come in handy:)

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sugarroxx 0

hey she's old maybe her eye sight is failing her an as a swimmer you probably have pecks and she might have assumed you were a small chested woman

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CO_Dorvanski 5

That really sucks. I'm a swimmer but I don't shave my head or anything.

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swimmerstud 7

same with me. it doesn't take off tht much time anyway.

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dork200 0

lmfao that sucks man but funny fyl

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misfitSuperStar 0

I'd go with poor vision. Especially if you're one of those slim, shorter men. some swimming men do indeed look a bit girly. Maybe you have feminine features? Eat some chocolate & get over it!! fyl, too!!

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awilso13 8

hey at least u look pretty and not ugly so its not all bad

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brandi_joyce 0

I don't know which is worse; a girl being mistaken for a boy, or a boy being mistaken for a girl.

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Quest_ 13

If you think about it, her three statements weren't necessarily inter-related.

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