Cars, Awkward and Transportation: Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father...

By noyodel - 04/07/2009 04:04 - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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By stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2021 20:01

Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML

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By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By broken - 28/07/2009 17:12 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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Heist

By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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philosopher 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:30

I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.

Nissi 17

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:12

Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.

Comments

timepass 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:28

Terrible. But no matter what she is gonna be in your heart! :)

MIKENYC 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:45

Where do u live?

freakoffer 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:54

#13 you idiot. It says Italy.

bishop186 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 14:25

I get the feeling that #13 here may have some ashes he's trying to return.

freakoffer 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 14:27

#15 just made my day. Lol, give back those ashes you thief.

Lou_0 0

Friday 7 August 2009 15:58

ahahahahah lol #15 ****** clever

liv_ur_lyf_xoxo 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:30

#15, i lyk it! #13 r u feelin a lil guilty! im sorry 4 u, i bet u miss her, (u wud even if her ashes weren't stolen) Some of the comments on here made me laugh tho! :D

shakenbake93 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 14:40

He's in for a nasty surprise later.

CharKat09 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 14:40

Oh damn, I'm sorry. :( That's sick.. However, the punch line = excellent.

Uvula 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 14:44

Seriously 2 recent grandmother ash FMLs and 1 father FML, FAKE.

RavensRule97 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:36

You sir, are a dumbass.

kaaz_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 10:58

Your life is fake. Need I say more asshole?

dol567 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 14:51

WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE ASHES STORIES???? I mean, seriously. I was surprised the last time someone wrote one. Does anyone else notice a trend? To the OP - if that is true, I'm sorry.

aback 4

Saturday 4 July 2009 14:52

Granny changed her mind--she decided she'd rather run off with the hot young thief, instead.

Uvula 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 14:53

Ps. I'm starting to doubt the reality of this website.. I mean none of re posters comment on any other FMLs or comment back on their own FMLs and they all have fads...Proceed, guess which one I drank/ate/touched/rubbed into my anus, or saying something childish then announcing they're older age usualy 17...