By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I had Botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 447
You deserved it 36 886

Same thing different taste

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twinny_sc 13

At least it's not stuck on "Constipated."

JukeboxValkyrie 19

It could be worse, your face could be stuck on "awkward ******" expression.

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That reminds me of what happened to Fiona in A Cinderella Story.

theonlysweetpea 10

#9 Your forthcoming poetic tirade was much needed, completely understood,

biduu 5

At least the sweat is almost gone right ? ;)

leadman1989 15

Just get some playdough and make yourself look sexy! Problem solved!

You mean the air-gulping fish like expression? :O

perdix 29

Get some enormous boob implants so everyone will stare at them jiggling instead of your dead face.

RaySK 2

Reasin, they do when they cause wind shear therefor huge boobs....

Unless it is a guy, Then it is not such a good idea

How do you know op is a girl? Wait! It would be even funnier on a man! Lol

"Hey i don't like the natural thing that my body goes through. I know! Let me inject my face with something unnatural. Then, when something goes wrong, I'll whine about it like I didn't think anything could possibly go wrong!"

conan13_fml 0

Some people have horrible over active sweat glands where they pour sweat when they are just sitting there, Botox has been shown to stop or slow down the glands.

Yeah, I have hyperhydrosis (excessive sweating) but I didn't do the Botox route. I just have prescription deoderants and have to get shots of some sort every year.

drewfus2 6

Its active ingredient is Botulin, the most deadly neurotoxin in the world.

not only that but it also kills the muscles in your face anyone who has taken Psychology knows and OP should have read over the effects beforehand