By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I had Botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML
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twinny_sc 13

At least it's not stuck on "Constipated."

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

It could be worse, your face could be stuck on "awkward ******" expression.

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borche 5

I love Botox. The way it freezes your face, amazing. :)

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah, no shit. YDI.

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Snowbat4u 10

Botox = Botulism = deadliest toxin ever.

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IslandLove 0

Duh have u not looked up anything about Botox?? U should know what ur doing before u get it done!

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purebliss7 6

you must have went to a crappy botox doctor

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DMBTimCA 0

Botox doesn't work that quick. Your mind is screwing up your face. Also, it takes far less botox to work on paralyzing sweat glands than it does muscle.

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nolarboot 10

This FML and 78% (93%?) of the comments that followed have absolutely made my day. I have laughed so hard I cried.

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icxiibunnie 14

To be honest that is just weird. Why don't you just wipe away the sweat.... and sweat is quite common. Sweat can be from you just being in the heat too much because, it is quite humid in some parts of the world, or perhaps you were exercising and didn't bother wiping away the sweat? All I am trying to say is that it is unnecessary to get a botox injection just to stop yourself from sweating because, sweating is something that naturally occurs for everyone.

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KMF524 3

I've thought about doing that cuz I sweat a lot 2. Now I won't, thank u.

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