Health: Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently,...

By wantontsu - 11/09/2010 18:59

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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Saturday 11 September 2010 23:19

that musta been one shitty conversation

silvershadow13 3

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:14

you shouldve thrown some used tp over the wall to shut him up

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stewpididiot 11

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:34

... Did he just happen to be a congressman from (your state here) ???

ijenah 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:01

awesom lol

ijenah 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:05

awesome***

heynow00wellthen 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:07

Haha that's great. I would have talked to him. =D

shalley 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:53

haha that must of been awkward -_-

seafea 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 6:41

ydi for shopping at wal mart

Tokoz 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 6:43

did you play battleshits?

ZeroMachine 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 8:05

The only FML here belongs to the poor Walmart employee who had to clean the bathroom afterward.

rockonjar 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 8:40

small talk over a big shit! haha.

bloobelly 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 8:48

that's effing hilarious!!!

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