Health: Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently,...

By wantontsu - 11/09/2010 18:59

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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Not now, mate

By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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Amplified

By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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piscesMMAguy_92 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:19

that musta been one shitty conversation

silvershadow13 3

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:14

you shouldve thrown some used tp over the wall to shut him up

Comments

QwertyMcNugget 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 8:49

So silly. ^-^

Drkblz 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 10:49

Stupidest FML ever. I would prefer having a conversation to silence broken only by bodily noises.

PazBANG 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 13:14

hahaha this is best :)

xxjoseph1543xx 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 13:20

Was it like "So...have a diahhrea too?" "Yes" "Does it feel good?" "yeah?" and so on

xxjoseph1543xx 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 13:22

I fail

bmexoxo98 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 21:15

yes u do;)

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 12 September 2010 15:59

Should've tapped your foot under the wall between you. It'll either shut him up fast or you get a bj. Win either way I say.

lilybugie 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:40

haha sukkss for you!! and 28 its jack black;D juss so you knoee:)

ommm999 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:41

next time play some music on your phone

jcap113 4

Monday 13 September 2010 6:29

ydi everyone knows not to shit in walmart something bad always happens when u shit in walmart....dumb ass

bowserhugs 0

Monday 13 September 2010 18:58

...Well. Coulda gone all day without hearing that. :l

Britney_Spears 1

Thursday 18 November 2010 18:59

"So how's it going?" "Having explosive diarrhea. And yourself?" "Well. I wouldn't say 'explosive', but... (splash) never mind." "I'm Steven." "I'm... (large splash)... So, you live around here?" "I'd prefer if we didn't talk." "Okay..." (simultaneous splashes)