Miscellaneous: Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the...

By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By CrappyLuck - 04/08/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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By CantPoop - 13/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Springdale

Today, I was telling my wife how being told to drink water all day when you're not even thirsty is "such a scam". Suddenly, I felt an excruciating pain in my abdomen. The ER had to give me IV fluids because I was so constipated from dehydration. The bill was over $2000. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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Lobster_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:52

That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

craigahh 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:04

That's why you should live in Canada.

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mikey41414 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:44

#21 - your a douche...

iEnjoy3_14 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:47

Your fault for being a pussy. You should've though..."I haven't shit in a few days, maybe I should try that!"

hbkfitz2 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:14

@ #15 the avrg waiting time in canada is 1 hours to 1 and 1/2 hours sooo wtf are you talking about if you spread out health cars costs it liek 10 000$ per person per year on avrage and in canada its liek 5000$ soo canada ftw lol on another note i always wait 1 night b for going in to the doctors although they say constipation is one of the worst pains you can feel i ALWAYS try to take a shit first lol ydi lmao

Killrot 5

Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:31

hmm...sounds like my ex! lmao!

RNorthlandLGB 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 0:00

#113, very good point

bunnygirl 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 0:50

#118 - nothing i've said is different than anything any non american has said... hypochondriac + privatized health care = more money for doctors for no good reason

phantazn 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:42

at least you didn't get sent home with the diagnosis of constipation causing pressure on nerves, then to end up back in the ER two days later only to find out the idiot night time nurses completely missed a huge ****** hematoma and partial dislocation; the REAL cause of the excruciating pain.

plasticxstarsx 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 3:53

THIS HAPPENED TO ME and to all the people who said "wouldnt you know if you were" no you wouldnt sometimes because its a shooting pain right by your appendix...so at first you are like HOLY CRAP MY APPENDIX. it didn't happen to you, so dont judge

myrrh 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 4:46

@89 - Ever heard of appendicitis? When your appendix, an ORGAN, becomes inflamed and often RUPTURES very quickly, preceded and accompanied by horrific abdominal pain? Holy sh*t, stop the presses. @37 - I too went to the hospital and was told it was *just* constipation. Here I am quite a while later after continuing to experience these and other symptoms and I only just got around to going to GI doctor. He felt it was likely either Crohn's, Celiac Sprue (a gluten intolerance), or Irritable Bowel Syndrome - all serious conditions I should not have put off diagnosing as long as I did - at the root of my digestive problems. It wound up being IBS coupled with a bacteria imbalance and a hernia. Whee! So, all of you other folks with similar experiences, if you continue to have these problems, please go see a specialist for the sake of your health and well-being.