Miscellaneous: Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the...

By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By CrappyLuck - 04/08/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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By CantPoop - 13/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Springdale

Today, I was telling my wife how being told to drink water all day when you're not even thirsty is "such a scam". Suddenly, I felt an excruciating pain in my abdomen. The ER had to give me IV fluids because I was so constipated from dehydration. The bill was over $2000. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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Lobster_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:52

That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

craigahh 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:04

That's why you should live in Canada.

Comments

medfly 2

Wednesday 15 April 2009 12:38

#8 awful pains seem to make people rush to the ER, plus, it wasn't his suggestion, but a doctor's.

chakrabs 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 13:47

Isnt that the first thing most people do when they have stomach pains; try to take a shit? I certainly do.

RNorthlandLGB 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 14:10

your fault: that's what you get for over exageratting

DankJemo 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 14:17

You didn't try that first? That would be the first thing I would think if my stomach hurt "when was the last time I had a significant bowel movement?" Well... maybe not like that... but it would cross my mind...

Laiaira 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:19

I don't understand why it's a YDI. I've been to the doc before because of horrible pains in my abdomen. It ended up being gas. I guess that's pretty ridiculous sounding, but it fricking hurt.

bunnygirl 2

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:42

#38 - haha you STFU. I didn't say being in america has to do with constipation. I was referring to your health care system. you obviously realized that, so your comment was worthless. dude had to pay to be a retard but you are one for free!

drawne 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:48

...so yeah. Since when is constipation just "needing to take a shit"? You had a medical condition. You paid through the nose to resolve it because our health care system is broken. If you want to post an FML about how much health care costs, go for it, but this one is just kind of silly.

hahaha6 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:49

It is possible to retain stool in the bowel a.k.a. "constipation" even if you have recently gone to the bathroom.... severe abdominal pain can also be caused by stool and gas to the point of making you double over and therefore if you dont know whats causing it, should go to the ER...... Those of you calling him a pussy obviously havent had the experience of feeling that pain...

kandace 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:50

THATS AMERCIAN HEALTH CARE FOR YA! SUUUCKERS! That does how ever suck for you though.

ammali 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:53

I still say YDI... one of the biggest problems in this country (USA anyway) is everybody is a hypochondriac, most are on tons of meds for things they don't really need to be taking anything for (still living a sedentary lifestyle eating crap foods) and people think doctors know everything and blah blah BLAH.