Work: Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab...

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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Same thing different taste

Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By InsertPopcicle - 22/11/2013 06:53 - United States

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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ohhboyy 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:57

a tampon doesn't feel like a granola bar, it's thinner and round..

mudkipsan 19

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:50

FYL more when you realize where your granola bar is.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:26

so did you open it up and try to take a bite? considering it took a few minutes for you them to say something and i am assuming you grabbed a granola bar to eat it...

christina1990 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:32

almost the same thing happend to me. i was at a dinner for my grade school reunion last year when i was in grade 12, i havent seen most of these people for 4 years. and i ended up sitting next to the shyest girl from my grade 8 class, who i have barely ever spoken too. we were talking about how i brought pictures from when we were little and i went to pull out my camera from my purse and say "now we can take more!" but instead a tampon got caught on the string of my camera and flew out of my purse onto the lap of the girl next to me, infront of all the girls and BOYS from my old grade school...haha.

yme 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:35

that's hilarious

Crow801 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:38

Maybe you should quit trying to explain yourself in comments. You ****** up, so? Be glad it wasn't something worse.

mudkipsan 19

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:50

FYL more when you realize where your granola bar is.

RileyL29 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 7:29

hahah!!!(:

alex_vik 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:52

So glad I'm not a woman, I don't have to have a bag with me that has everything I 'need' in it all the time. If I need to carry more than what I usually do, I'll just buy cargo pants.

Kitten125 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:00

I'm a girl and I don't carry a purse... it's too inconvenient. You must use REALLY HUGE tampons to mistake one of them for a granola bar...

WaywardDaughter 26

Friday 11 October 2013 0:09

That's what I was thinking

shehzeenahmed 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:04

yeah sometimes when youre just not thinking, and your brain is on automatic, stuff like this happens. lol its okay, im sure he'll forget about it soon enough.