Miscellaneous: Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course... - FML

By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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zeppelin9000 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:07

Lol that sucks! But it's better than having your car stolen and then calling your car phone and talking to the guy. (Seinfeld reference anybody?)

cherrypieguy 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:24

dont feed the troll

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missgreenrawr 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:28

oh man best illustration ever! :)

i_c_u_p_ 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:11

what does YDI and OP mean?

possumisawesome 0

Monday 24 August 2009 4:01

"You Deserve It" and "Original Poster".

Hellcrapdamn 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:11

You're retarded aren't cha? It's ok lil guy. *pats misshapen retard head*

StarChan 2

Monday 24 August 2009 4:36

lmfao. LOVE the illustration. Epic win.

Mancubus 2

Monday 24 August 2009 4:42

Creepy, just creepy...

tari_joon 0

Monday 24 August 2009 6:05

Did anyone bother to actually comment the illustration? For the record; it made me lol. Very funny - excellent representation AND a great example of how one can take some artistic licence with the FML and still keep it entertaining.

everyone_else 0

Monday 24 August 2009 6:24

that last panel was weird but funny :D

jmeg_fml 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:53

illustration, lulz for the win i approve

LisaKate 0

Monday 24 August 2009 8:55

Exactly what I was thinking!! omfg HILARIOUS!! =]

crystal_clear 0

Monday 24 August 2009 9:23

Is anyone else wondering why the OP in the illustration is wearing a red dress, yet the man says it is green?

celiba_fml 0

Monday 24 August 2009 10:19

because the thief also stole a dress from her.. which he is wearing now

Kylias 6

Monday 24 August 2009 22:58

Did you notice what the man is wearing?

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