Miscellaneous: Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course... - FML

By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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zeppelin9000 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:07

Lol that sucks! But it's better than having your car stolen and then calling your car phone and talking to the guy. (Seinfeld reference anybody?)

cherrypieguy 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:24

dont feed the troll

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xxfallenangelxx_fml 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:00

hahah #3 is win =]

bibliobhulabalo 3

Monday 24 August 2009 20:01

This is my favorite cartoon of them all!

RandomBlonde 0

Monday 24 August 2009 21:24

The person in the fml was a guy... but it was amazing! Freaky...but absolutely awesome XDDDDDD

WingOfSin 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:14

this cartoon is hilarious! the last 2 panels are still making me laugh!

wildcherrybanana 2

Tuesday 25 August 2009 3:19

onehundered and seventy /first/ xDDDDD

wrw28405 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:08

FAIL

InsaneOblongata 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 5:11

Even though it doesn't follow the actual FML, this comic is really funny. Way funnier than most of the illustrated FMLs. I love how the guy looks in the dress! Hahaha!

Sopsy_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:27

My ringtone is Boom Boom Pow...

helen1988 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:20

... because I'm soooo original... lol

Sopsy_fml 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:33

Lol.

faild_at_failing 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:08

one day, i'll be first. and i'll show all of you! it will be great...

Malexhe 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 1:18

Congratulations, you are now the biggest idiot of the internet.

canucksrule88 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 1:47

LOL AWESOME ILLUSTRATION

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