By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 061
You deserved it 109 698

Same thing different taste

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burned. she's not going to let live this down YDI OP

those of you hung up on the wife's comeback -- you're missing the point. the OP is a spoiled petty little bitch who probably doesn't deserve her. trying to be smug? what the hell dude. you're a ******* douche.

Namya 0

U deserved it u ******* sexist dick!!!

stupid dumb shit. see what happened? you got totally owned in front of your equally stupid friends.

DoorMatCat 3

in what universe would "friends" think it's cool to have you be a douchebag to your wife? grow up, you ******* 5-year-old.

creedaddict 9

soooo... this is about op's wife insulting op's mom? excuse me for being dumb.

iwubbtitties_fml 0

man you definetlyyyyy dont deserve a girl like her. dont worry man, you'll find a better girl that doesnt leave the kitchen in the first place, i mean really, cmon, what was she thinking? did she think she had rites or sometin?

starr_muffin 0

I like peeny peen in my butty butt.