Transportation: Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out,...

By hatty - 23/09/2011 13:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

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By FailAtLife - 22/02/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

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By towel please! - 10/03/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML

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By effmylife - 23/10/2009 10:09 - United States

Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated. They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes. So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air. FML

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stormchaser24 24

Friday 23 September 2011 17:50

Wow call the cops and give tell them what he looks like. FYL. But you should have checked his ID.

zniltiaC 19

Friday 23 September 2011 17:54

This is why I don't trust valet parking.

Comments

BikeAllDay818 6

Friday 23 September 2011 21:38

Everyone should have low-jack on their car, people seem to be getting more shady everyday. -_____-

citygirl645 8

Friday 23 September 2011 22:02

Reminds me of ferris buellers day off

aimferd 4

Friday 23 September 2011 22:14

Call the cops and check hotel security for who did it

akayc32 0

Friday 23 September 2011 22:17

5.. Vegas has "free" valet parking

hebron77 0

Friday 23 September 2011 23:14

the manager of the whole hotel came out just to park your car, instead of letting the valet staff do it so he could manage the hotel? yeah, right.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 23 September 2011 23:20

I will never let a stranger inside my vehicle.

divadro102 16

Friday 23 September 2011 23:23

This is how it went down. You arrived at valet, said 'manager' comes out, grabs the keys, jumps into the car, says it'll be waiting for you in an hour, he then drives off, and as you walked through the lobby you realize something's off and as you look behind you, that baby's long gone off that corner. Sad thing is, and this is my opinion, you weren't going to be there for an hour were you? I won't say you deserved it, that 'manager' is a prick.