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By hatty - 23/09/2011 13:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

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By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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By croleymd - 17/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML

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By Lea - 16/03/2010 13:31 - United States

Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

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By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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By FailAtLife - 22/02/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

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By Mike - 27/05/2021 02:01

Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML

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By towel please! - 10/03/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By effmylife - 23/10/2009 10:09 - United States

Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated. They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes. So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air. FML

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stormchaser24 24

Friday 23 September 2011 17:50

Wow call the cops and give tell them what he looks like. FYL. But you should have checked his ID.

zniltiaC 19

Friday 23 September 2011 17:54

This is why I don't trust valet parking.

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shadevil75 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:03

If you didn't call the cops then you're partially to blame.

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:20

stiff him on the tip if he doesn't make it back in an hour...

ShyAnn29 14

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:21

Even some hospitals have valet parking, and it's free

TooOldForDiss 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:39

Don't worry, he'll be back. Valet service is a very competitive market. They're always adding new services to ger that competitive edge over one another. He probably took it for a quick wash and wax. Just wait there for him. If he's not back in an hour you know you're getting the ultra deluxe service (a tire rotation and front end alignment thrown in!).

ukrage 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:46

I'm sure his comeback to that is insurance an medical care are for rich ppl

heyred 11

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:37

Bueller? Bueller?

newlove_fml 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 10:03

Dang, OP. Thats some tough luck. Huh, imagine trying to get your car replaced or filing an insurance claim (I'm not very experienced in insurance of any kind, so I apologize if I sound like an idiot). It would be funny to explain "my valet stole my car." Funny as in strange, or out of the ordinary.

youshitme 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 10:49

'A FML'?!! I think you'll find it's 'An FML', perhaps if you learn to write properly, you might get a good job and be able to afford someone else to park your car.