By wishihadpockets - 28/01/2010 10:24 - United States

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
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iitsya3l 0

lol I can picture that perfectly how's your recovery?

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FerrariCake 2

Obviously the fact that you had cigarettes in your waistband is completely irrelevant. Everyone, including your friend, knows what you meant.

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imperfectclarity 0

And what did you learn?

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Chfanfiction 0

At least he didn't kick you in the happy sacks.

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miz_kitty89 0

YDI for not wearing PANTS WITH POCKETS!!!

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jenkitty 0

That's what you get for smoking. Sure we all have unhealthy habits, but biting our nails and eating junk food isn't going to give us cancer.

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Oscar_Wilde 0

Getting kicked in the junk might though.

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darienlake 0

what you do, is when he is eating, you ask him for a bite, and regardless of what he says, you take your remote controlled nuke out of your pocket, slam it down his throat, run for about 10 minutes, then pull the trigger. that should teach him a lesson.

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wordgirl 0

Dude. Talk about a Freudian slip. If your cigs were in your shirt pocket, would you have said "I've got something you can smoke right here"? Are you suuuuure you didn't mean the other meaning? :D

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