By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML
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Ricrad 11

That must've been some GOOD sex 0_0

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sweetbliss3 37

oh my goodness. as embarrassing as that was, i hope the guy isnt a douchefaggot and didn't get all freaked out about it. life happens. I would be mortified, but if he was understanding that would definitely help a lot.

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The_Fickle_Monster 5

ahh, yes. The elusive "Triple-Crown". Its just that your other holes were like, " Hey, want in on this ****** stuff." And boy, did they join in or what!

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Bigus1234 6

For the guy, that's a free beer for life story right there. I would even buy him a dinner if he could prove he repeated it more than once!

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Isa_fml 20

You might want to see a doctor.

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BlueSteele220 31

that is why you should prepare before you do the deed..

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TheHillfam84 7

A real man would find pride in that and support you and tell you it's no big deal at all and help out clean up. Then not focus on that part afterwards and just say wow that was intense huh as like a funny ice breaker.

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ProperPengTing 15

Shouldve had a ring

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Kyle Grimes-Ward 6

You’re in the clear now. There’s nothing left to go wrong!

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