By varsity soccer player - 19/08/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
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flockz 19

and therefore will be faster than everyone during the game. :D

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heyy17 10

Well, they are all gonna suck on the field, don't worry coach WILL notice. And plus, you did the right thing!(:

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hwitt17 0

Way to be honest! You win nothing!

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2ndSucks 15

A good deed will never go unpunished. At least you have a clean conscience?

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itzProPain 10

Karma's a bitch ain't she? You do the right thing, and get punished.

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oops_im_fucked 8

Thats when you know that bitch karma is on her period.

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supercrack11 1

Dude nice pic I'm prob the only one who gets it I love that movie forget what's it's called

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loliloveyou 4

Really? You're going to assume that you're the only one? I was 7 when this movie came out and even I know it's called Castaway. Presumptuous idiot.

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J1m7 1

Hah! I was at tht tryout I ran again too!

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mgsoloist 14

Did it occur that there are a lot of soccer tryouts for a bunch of teams right now...?

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slowschlo 0

Same happened to me... Except I got cut lol

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MissRoxiie 12

You'll just keep getting better ;) train your cardio.

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fadedflyer16 0

hey ur pretty cute:)

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Panther1983 0

I love poptarts too lol

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